04 Oct
HAHA Week 5 – Time flies when you are having fun!
Posted in Uncategorized on 04.10.10 by Merlyn
** It is a darned shame it took this long but I am happy welcome the team of the week #18 Southern Cal to the 2010 Hahas. Many pleasant returns. Washington 32 USC 31. **
Gators fans thought they had righted the ship with the second coming of Jesus… oops, I mean Tebow in Trey Burton. Wrong. After scoring 6 TD vs. Kentucky, Burton was 0-1 passing with an end zone INT, 4 rushes for 5 yards, 0 catches, 0 TDs. #1 Alabama 31 #7 Florida 6.
Oblivious UGA fans who thought the absence of AJ Green was the reason for all their losses. Colorado wins 29-27 and the stupid fans storm the field. For beating a 1-4 team???
What did I say about #9 Stanford? Every year they make a little noise that the media wants to make into a big noise and they fall flat on their faces (52-31 loss to Oregon). No disrespect to the Ducks – who I now see as the co-number one team with Alabama – but I see a bumpy road ahead for the Cardinal.
#11 Wisconsin – same as above. They will always be a second tier. Michigan State wins 34-24.
#21 Texas – has gone from BCS runner-up to dropped from rankings in a few short months. Oklahoma 28-20. †
It took an extra week, but now there are no more undefeated teams in the ACC. Va Tech over #23 NC State 41-30.
Haha on Charles Barkley and his best friend Turner Gill who wasn’t hired at Auburn – according to Chuck – because he is black. Kansas loses to li’l ol’ Baylor 55-7. #10 Auburn is 5-0.
Rutgers loses at home to Tulane 17-14. How’s that career move working out for you, Greg Schiano? Still think he is heir apparent in State College, PA?
Tommy Tuberville is 2-2 at Texas Tech losing to Iowa State(?!) 52-38.
† The above rankings represent pre-game positions.